06. December 2012 · Comments Off on The First 2012 Movie! · Categories: News & Society · Tags: , ,

Today is the day many have been waiting for! And unfortunately the movie is neither great, nor prophetic. Hey, it’s a MOVIE. We’re talking entertainment. The special effects are off the charts! The acting lines are awful. And take a sack lunch because the move is two hours and thirty eight minutes long. 

This is the first of many 2012 movies with many more to come. We’re still more than three years out!

Never before has a date in history been so significant to so many cultures, so many religions, scientists, and governments. The 2012 movie is an epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors. Right!  🙁

I will go see it for the special effects and entertainment; however, I am going with no false expectations as here are three movie reviews:

1-The script is nonsensical and while the actors do their best they are, inevitably, dwarfed by the breathtaking visual effects. Emmerich has outdone himself this time; this is a film that makes Independence Day look modest.

2-If you want massive spectacle, an orgy of disaster-movie clichés and schadenfreude run riot, you won’t be disappointed. Cinematic popcorn doesn’t come poppier, cornier (or cheesier) than this.

3-How is it possible that a $250 million film can be less effective on it’s audience than the $11,000 Paranormal Activity. The film is laughably bad.

Ah, but what do they know? Right?

What we do know is that the world is changing GREATLY- EXPONENTIALLY. Human consciousness and information is expanding so fast that we cannot keep up with it. Our world is shrinking and the resources with which to support six billion plus people are dwindling quickly. We’re headed for some serious times in the next three years regardless of what galactic, solar, or planetary events may come.

So, let’s just chill and fantasize a bit about the 2012 Final Fantasy (I like the title).  🙂

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